I used to live in Wichita, Kansas. One summer, I was house sitting for my parents. A wasp appeared out of nowhere in the TV room. I HATE and am very afraid of any stinging insect. When I see this wasp flying around inside the house, I freaked out. I don't remember how, but somehow I managed to get rid of it. Whew, big sigh of relief! Not so fast. Before I knew it another & then another showed up. Now I was really freaking out. Then I noticed that they were coming into the TV room from the fireplace. We only had a mesh screen on that fire place, not glass doors like we do today. I decided they must have made a nest in the chimney & that I should build a fire in the fireplace to incinerate them or make them leave out of the top of the chimney. It took a lot of courage to put kindling & wood into the fireplace because I knew how close those nasty things were. I light the fire and breathe another sigh of relief. (You would think I would learn that breathing a sigh of relief is just a precursor to another problem, but .....) Guess what happened? Yes, the entire colony flew DOWN the chimney, escaping the flames & flying into the TV room. If I was freaked out before, now I was nearly crazed. I had no idea of what to do. I went to the laundry room where we had various insecticides & picked the can that is designed to shoot a steady stream a long distance so that you can attack a nest you might see on the side of your house. I started spraying the critters as they came through the mesh fire place screen. Well, you can see what happened next. I got too close to the flames with the insecticide & the fire started traveling towards me along the arc of the spray. I stopped doing that right away. I could have burned down the house or the can could have exploded in the my hand. I retreated shutting the doors behind me. I don't think I had the courage to go back into the room until the next day.
I called an exterminator. He was a very nice man. I told him the situation, what I had done, & that I wanted him to do what he needed to do to make sure they were gone. Get this, he says "Let's build a fire in the fireplace". I was shocked, but said OK as long as I didn't have to be in the room when he lit another fire. I left him in the room with the doors closed. He started a fire & there were no signs of any more wasps. I either had killed them all or the the smart ones flew out of the top of the chimney.
I guess I should have been an exterminator.
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